Friday, February 17, 2017

The Greatest Fighter Alive Might Also Be The Nicest

Fedor Emelianenko
by, Billy Mumphrey

 
 Fedor Emelianenko is largely considered to be the Greatest Fighter alive by many in MMA circles. Emelianenko, for those who have just been introduced to the UFC, has been known to fight in any outside promotion other than the UFC mostly because he makes more money with single contract fights instead of signing with the mega mogul for a multi-fight contract. A lot of fans think he is dodging some of the best fighters in the world except when we look at his record he has fought many of the high level UFC heavyweights either before or after their relationship with the promotion. Fedor has fought 41 times, won 36, lost 4, and one No Contest. Two of the four times he lost the doctor stopped the fight because of a cut on Fedor's face.
 
 But there is something odd about Fedor that we don't see a lot of in the fight game: compassion. In a sport where aggression is king, where does this softness that Fedor has come from; his upbringing. Coming from humble beginnings, and when I say humble I mean that he and his family grew up with very little in what was the old Soviet Ukraine, Fedor was an Honors student as a child. He understood from a young age lessons in hard work and the unfairness of life.
 
 "Years ago we hardly had anything to eat. Now I earn more money and I see every opponent as a man that tries to put me back to that poorer period," Emelianenko says about opponents. I think this mindset shows us that Fedor doesn't fight the MAN, he's fighting against LIFE. And with this larger scale vision, I believe it allows Fedor to perform at a higher level, being able to motivate him past adversity without getting mixed up into the emotion of anger or anxiety towards the other fighter.
 
 This couldn't be more prevalent when watching Fedor before, during and after a fight. No matter what, Fedor always taps gloves with his opponent. This may seem silly but it shows an overall level of respect for the sport and the other fighters. While he is knocking out or submitting an opponent, if that opponent seems clearly hurt or beaten, Fedor pulls up, where as in most fights we usually see the referees have to intercede.
 
 The greatest Fedor story I have seen is when he fought Mark Coleman. Mark Coleman's young daughters were at the fight and very upset watching their father get punched and ultimately lose. After the fight, Coleman brought his daughters into the ring to meet Fedor to show them he isn't a scary man and in unbelievable fashion, Fedor is extremely sweet to Coleman and his girls. (Video 1 Below, Start at 2:55.)
 
Fedor fights Matt Mitrione this Saturday for free on Spike in Bellator 172. I would highly recommend watching it; I'm a UFC guy, but I'll be watching this event, because of Fedor.
 
Fedor/Coleman Interaction (2:55)
 
 
Fedor Highlights
 
 
 

Great Fight Last Night

Patrick Maroon vs. Brandon Manning
by, Billy Mumphrey
 
 
In last nights Philadelphia Flyers/Edmonton Oilers game which Edmonton won 6-3, Patrick Maroon and Brandon Manning threw the ol skin hammers. Maroon didn't appreciate the way Manning was treating the Oilers all star Connor McDavid. Maroon gets the best of Manning in this fight I think as Maroon is a much bigger man than Manning, but about a year ago these two went at it when Maroon played for the Anaheim Ducks. Maroon again throws Manning around, although Manning comes back and shows why he is a tough guy. The real funny thing is that when playing in the AHL, both these men were teammates for Adirondack. Here they are.
 
February 16, 2017
 
 
February 9, 2016
 
 

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Best Fast Food Dollar Menu Items

The Best Fast Food Dollar Menu Items
by, Billy Mumphrey

 
If you love fast food as much as we do, or you're just as poor as we are, then this Fast Food Dollar Menu list could really be more of a Zagat's list for you. We have tried all these items and if we were being honest, we have to admit we've tried all these foods many times before. These items are considered Fast Food Royalty by most and let me just say any one of them could be ranked number one or number ten. Dig In:
 

1. White Castle Cheeseburger
 
2. Wendy’s Frosty
 
3. Taco Bell Soft Shell Taco
 
4. McDonalds’s Cheeseburger
 
5. Wendy’s Junior Cheeseburger
 
6. Jack in the Box Tacos
 
7. Wendy’s Chicken Nuggets
 
8. Taco Bell Hard Shell Taco
 
9. McDonald’s McChicken
 
10. Burger King Cheeseburger
 
 

The Best Hockey Player You've Never Heard Of

Alexander Radulov 
by, Billy Mumphrey

 Alexander Radulov is the best player in the NHL you've never heard of. In the last 10 years, Radulov has played only 2 seasons in the NHL, one with the Nashville Predators where he only played 9 games, and the other, this season with the Montreal Canadians. Radulov left the NHL behind because he was able to make more money in the Russian Professional Hockey league, also known as the KHL. He has won the Golden Stick Award, which is the KHL MVP Award, four separate times. This season Radulov has played in 56 games for the first place Canadians and has 14 goals and 26 assists. Keep an eye out for his sick dangles.

 

 

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Mid-Season Espy Noms in Oscar Categories

Mid-Season Espy Nominations in Oscar Categories
by, Billy Mumphrey

 
Some here at Local Big Time think that this topic/list is "below us" because ESPN does the Espy's anyway in June so what's the point doing our own hybrid list half way through the season? The reason is because we have had some pretty unbelievable finishes in sports in the last six months and the other major reason is because I WRITE WHAT I WANT AND DON"T GIVE A SHIT WHAT MY LITTLE BROTHER THINKS! Haha. So now we have, Mid-Season Espy Nominations god damn it! Here it is:
 
 

Best Picture:
 
-New England wins the Super Bowl in Record Comeback Fashion.
-The Cubs win the World Series after longest drought in sports history.
-Cavaliers come back from three down to win the NBA Finals against the greatest record ever.
-Clemson beat Alabama in the final drive of the game.
-Connor McGregor holds two UFC Belts.
-The Williams Sisters take over the Australian Open.
-Villanova beats UNC on buzzer beater three to take the title.
-Federer beats Nadal in epic Men’s Sets down under.
-UConn Women go 100 Straight W’s.
-Amanda Nunes handles Ronda Rousey.
 
Winner: The Cubs
 
 
Best Director:
 
-Bill Belechek
-Geno Auriemma
-Dabo Swinney
-Joe Maddon
-Steve Kerr
 
Winner: Geno Auriemma
 
 
Best Actor:
 
-Tom Brady
-LeBron James
-Connor McGregor
-Deshaun Watson
-Ben Zobrist
 
Winner: Tom Brady
 
 
Best Actress:
 
-Elena Delle Donne
-Serena Williams
-UConn Women’s Basketball
-Amanda Nunes
-Simone Biles
 
Winner: Serena Williams
 
 
Best Supporting Actor:
 
-James White
-Julio Jones
-Rafael Nadal
-Kyrie Irving
-Jake Arrieta
 
Winner: Kyrie Irving
 
 
Best Supporting Actress:
 
-Alex Morgan
-Miesha Tate
-Katie Ledecky
-Aly Raismman
-Gabby Douglas
 
Winner: Katie Ledecky
 
Who Got Snubbed?
 

St. Pierre is Back!

St. Pierre is Back!
by, Billy Mumphrey

According to MMAFighitng.com, fighter Georges St. Pierre and the UFC have come to terms for St. Pierre's return to the Octagon. Is anybody else losing their shit right now!
 

Most Important Fake Seinfeld Movies

The Most Important Fake Seinfeld Movies
by, Billy Mumphrey

 
If you love Seinfeld, this list speaks for itself:
 
1. Rochelle, Rochelle – A Journey.
 
2. Cry, Cry Again – You Cry and Then…
 
3. Chunnel – Everybody Out! Worlds Colliding!
 
4. Death Blow – Go get em, Deathblow!
 
5. Prognosis Negative – Prooog. Noooosis. NEG.A.TIVE!
 
6. Sack Lunch – How’d they get in there?
 
7. Ponce de Leon – When Ponce looks into the Mirror.
 
8. Check Mate – Yes of course, only a game.
 
9. Blimp – That’s gotta hurt!

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

College Lacrosse for 100.

College Lacrosse for 100
by, Billy Mumphrey
 
It's the first official week of College Lacrosse so there isn't much to stew over right now. Here is what the Top 10 Division One College Lacrosse Teams have been up to and what they have coming up. Also, a few SweetLax Helmet designs.
 
1.      Denver – Beat Air Force has Duke in four days. Good Luck. No seriously good luck.
2.      North Carolina – Beat two cupcakes, have Lehigh coming.
3.      Maryland – Beat Navy Close, has St. Joe’s today.
4.      Notre Dame – Georgetown for a season opener in four days.
5.      John’s Hopkins – Won two strong ones has Loyola next.
6.      Syracuse – Got a warm up out of the way, got a tough Albany.
7.      Virginia – Won a single goal game on Loyola, Drexel next up.
8.      Yale – Haven’t played yet, Villanova to start.
9.      Loyola – Lost a tough one to Virginia, another wave coming with Hopkins.
10.  Brown – Quinnipiac for a season opener, and on a Sunday.
 
 

Nantucket Belt Anyone?
 
 
I wish someone's logo was a Jack Rabbit.

The Greatest Patriots Fan Ever Passes Away

The Greatest Fan Ever
by, Billy Mumphrey
 
The greatest New England Patriots Fan Ever passed away today. E:60 does an unreal job at finding stories in sports that matter and have a lasting impact on your life. This one is no different. I can't tell the story better than E:60, but the basic information is that a little boy, Logan Schoenhardt, 10, had gone through many surgeries for brain cancer. He was such a big Patriots fan that he has Tom Brady's number carved into his skull. That's fan-ship. Here it is:
 


The Top Villains in Sports Movies

The Top Villains in Sports Movies
by, Billy Mumphrey


Everybody loves a hero, but a heroes true greatness can't be fulfilled unless challenged by some of the greatest villains of all time. And here they are:
 

1. Ernie “Big Earn” McCracken - Pro Bowler – Kingpin (Because Bill Murray.)

2. Shooter McGavin – Pro Golfer – Happy Gilmore (That meme gets me every damn time.)
 
3. White Goodman – Gym Owner – Dodgeball (Quote after Quote after...)
 
4. John Kreese & Johnny Lawrence – Cobra Kai – Karate Kid (Sweep The Leg Always.)

5. Jean Girard – Nascar Racer – Talladega Nights (Really Fin Pancakes.)

6. Team Russia – Olympic Team – Miracle (America, Fuck Yeah!)

7. Ivan Drago – Soviet Boxer – Rocky IV (Nobody talks to Rocky that way.)

8. Team Island – Forward Island National Team – D2: The Mighty Ducks (Quack, Quack...)

9. Bud Kilmer – Head Coach W.Canaan Football – Varsity Blues (Two State Titles)
 
10. Jesus Quintana – Bowler – The Big Lebowski (Until it goes Click.)
 
11. Warden Hazen – Warden – The Longest Yard (Dick.)

12. Rachel Phelps – Owner and GM of the Cleveland Indians – Major League (She naked?)
 
13. Ogie Ogilthorpe – Syracuse Bulldogs – Slapshot (Thought he was Suspended.)

14. Carl Racki – Forward Thunder Bay Bombers – Youngblood (Worse cut in the league.)

15. Christina Pagniacci – Owner of the Miami Sharks – Any Given Sunday (Fucking Beer.)
 
16. Judge Smails – Judge – Caddyshack (Weeeellll.)

17. Beast – Dog – Sandlot (Foreeeevvvvvvvvver.)

18. Kevin O’Shea – Pop Warner Coach – Little Giants (Spike didn't turn out.)

19. Coach Jack Riley – Head Coach Edina Hawks – The Mighty Ducks (Triple Deke tho, Bro.)
 
20. Ross “The Boss” Rhea – Pro Hockey Player – Goon (I will lay you the fuck out.)
 



Why is Adam McQuaid such a Beast?

Who Wore it Best?
by, Billy Mumphrey
 
Adam McQuaid, a defenseman for the Boston Bruins, is an absolute beast. This year alone he has two of the highest rated fight on hockeyfights.com. Going up against a season veteran like McQuaid has to be one scary moment, so I ask you: Which McQuaid Contender wore McQuaid's Punches Best?
 
 
McQuaid vs. Grant
 
 
 
McQuaid vs. Martin
 
 

Monday, February 13, 2017

Anderson!

Anderson!
by, Billy Mumphrey
 

Anderson Silva is the greatest UFC Fighter that has ever lived; if you were born in the 90's era, you believe that he is so good he can come back no matter his condition or age. And the thing is, is that your not that far off. Even an Anderson Silva at 60% which is around what he was against Derek Brunson, is better than no Anderson at all. It legit makes me sad to see him get older and yeah he can kick any guys ass 38 ish and over, but he was our Connor McGregor. I, for one, am glad they gave the win to Anderson, becaue if you don't 'Knock Out" the Spider you don't deserve to win.
 


The Meme Game #3

The Meme  Game #3
If you have a Meme you want to see on The Meme Game, e-mail it to us at localbigtime@gmail.com
 

 

Best Millennial Comedy Movies

Best Millennial Comedy Movies
by, Billy Mumphrey

 
 
Millennials are the worst! So they say; here are the best comedy movies as voted on by the most Millennials I could get to actually do something at one time. Here it is:
 

1.      Superbad
 

2.      Wedding Crashers
 

3.      40-Year-Old Virgin
 

4.      Mean Girls
 

5.      Tropic Thunder
 

6.      Tommy Boy
 

7.      Knocked up
 

8.      Bridesmaids
 

9.      Step Brothers
 

10.  Zombieland
 

Alternate: Toy Story 2

The Top 15 Most Storied College Hockey Programs

The Top 15 Most Storied College Hockey Programs
by, Billy Mumphrey 

  
I realize the criteria for being one of the most "Storied College Hockey Programs" is a very subjective way to rank these colleges and their hockey. There is no REAL way to tell how great these programs are other than their appearances in National Championships and the Strength of Fan Bases; so, that's what we did, and here is our Rank Order List. We also realize that we combined D1 and D3 schools and this may be another problem when "Rank Ordering" teams (The Size of Fan Base had a major factor when comparing D1 and D3 school because most D3 school just have less people.)
 
College Rank Order
 
 
1.      Michigan – 9 Natties, 3 Runners, 12 Total Appies: Speaks for itself.
 
2.      North Dakota – 8 Natties, 5 Runners, 13 Total Appies: National Championships Matter.
 
3.      Denver – 7 Natties, 2 Runners, 9 Total Appies: Won its first Nattie in 1958, Old Sport.
 
4.      Boston University – 5 Natties, 6 Runners, 11 Total Appies: BU is 3-0 on BC this year.
 
5.      Boston College – 5 Natties, 6 Runners, 11 Total Appies: BC is 0-3 on BU this year.
 
6.      Minnesota – 5 Natties, 7 Runners, 12 Total Appies: Been around FOREVER; Original 6.
 
7.      Wisconsin – 6 Natties, 2 Runners, 8 Total Appies: Haangin’ around, Haaangin’ around.
 
8.      Bemidji State - 5 D2 Natties, 2 Runners, 7 Total Appies: From D2 to D3 to D2 to D1.
 
9.      Middlebury – 8 D3 Natties, 1 Runner, 9 Total Appies: Bill Beaney!
 
10.  Wisconsin – Stevens Point – 5 D3 Natties, 4 Runners, 9 Total Appies: Corn Fed Days.
 
11.  St. Norbert – 4 Natties, 4 D3 Runners, 8 Total Appies: Green and Goalies.
 
12.  Plattsburg State – 3 D3 Natties, 3 Runners, 6 Total Appies: Bob Emery!
 
13.  Norwich – 3 D3 Natties, 1 Runner, 4 Total Appies: McShane!
 
14.  Oswego State – 1 D3 Nattie, 4 Runners, 5 Total Appies: Always a Bridesmaid!
 
      15. Wisconsin-Superior – 1 D3 Nattie, 3 Runners, 4 Total Appies: Wisconsin is hard to get out of in any Division.
 
Legend:
"Natties": National Championships.
"Runners": Runner- Up National Championship Appearances.
"Appies": Appearances.