Tuesday, February 14, 2017

The Top Villains in Sports Movies

The Top Villains in Sports Movies
by, Billy Mumphrey


Everybody loves a hero, but a heroes true greatness can't be fulfilled unless challenged by some of the greatest villains of all time. And here they are:
 

1. Ernie “Big Earn” McCracken - Pro Bowler – Kingpin (Because Bill Murray.)

2. Shooter McGavin – Pro Golfer – Happy Gilmore (That meme gets me every damn time.)
 
3. White Goodman – Gym Owner – Dodgeball (Quote after Quote after...)
 
4. John Kreese & Johnny Lawrence – Cobra Kai – Karate Kid (Sweep The Leg Always.)

5. Jean Girard – Nascar Racer – Talladega Nights (Really Fin Pancakes.)

6. Team Russia – Olympic Team – Miracle (America, Fuck Yeah!)

7. Ivan Drago – Soviet Boxer – Rocky IV (Nobody talks to Rocky that way.)

8. Team Island – Forward Island National Team – D2: The Mighty Ducks (Quack, Quack...)

9. Bud Kilmer – Head Coach W.Canaan Football – Varsity Blues (Two State Titles)
 
10. Jesus Quintana – Bowler – The Big Lebowski (Until it goes Click.)
 
11. Warden Hazen – Warden – The Longest Yard (Dick.)

12. Rachel Phelps – Owner and GM of the Cleveland Indians – Major League (She naked?)
 
13. Ogie Ogilthorpe – Syracuse Bulldogs – Slapshot (Thought he was Suspended.)

14. Carl Racki – Forward Thunder Bay Bombers – Youngblood (Worse cut in the league.)

15. Christina Pagniacci – Owner of the Miami Sharks – Any Given Sunday (Fucking Beer.)
 
16. Judge Smails – Judge – Caddyshack (Weeeellll.)

17. Beast – Dog – Sandlot (Foreeeevvvvvvvvver.)

18. Kevin O’Shea – Pop Warner Coach – Little Giants (Spike didn't turn out.)

19. Coach Jack Riley – Head Coach Edina Hawks – The Mighty Ducks (Triple Deke tho, Bro.)
 
20. Ross “The Boss” Rhea – Pro Hockey Player – Goon (I will lay you the fuck out.)
 



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