The Top Villains in Sports Movies
by, Billy Mumphrey
Everybody loves a hero, but a heroes true greatness can't be fulfilled unless challenged by some of the greatest villains of all time. And here they are:
1. Ernie
“Big Earn” McCracken - Pro Bowler – Kingpin (Because Bill Murray.)
2. Shooter
McGavin – Pro Golfer – Happy Gilmore (That meme gets me every damn time.)
3. White
Goodman – Gym Owner – Dodgeball (Quote after Quote after...)
4. John
Kreese & Johnny Lawrence – Cobra Kai – Karate Kid (Sweep The Leg Always.)
5. Jean
Girard – Nascar Racer – Talladega Nights (Really Fin Pancakes.)
6. Team
Russia – Olympic Team – Miracle (America, Fuck Yeah!)
7. Ivan
Drago – Soviet Boxer – Rocky IV (Nobody talks to Rocky that way.)
8. Team
Island – Forward Island National Team – D2: The Mighty Ducks (Quack, Quack...)
9. Bud
Kilmer – Head Coach W.Canaan Football – Varsity Blues (Two State Titles)
10. Jesus
Quintana – Bowler – The Big Lebowski (Until it goes Click.)
11. Warden
Hazen – Warden – The Longest Yard (Dick.)
12. Rachel
Phelps – Owner and GM of the Cleveland Indians – Major League (She naked?)
13. Ogie
Ogilthorpe – Syracuse Bulldogs – Slapshot (Thought he was Suspended.)
14. Carl
Racki – Forward Thunder Bay Bombers – Youngblood (Worse cut in the league.)
15. Christina
Pagniacci – Owner of the Miami Sharks – Any Given Sunday (Fucking Beer.)
16. Judge
Smails – Judge – Caddyshack (Weeeellll.)
17. Beast
– Dog – Sandlot (Foreeeevvvvvvvvver.)
18. Kevin
O’Shea – Pop Warner Coach – Little Giants (Spike didn't turn out.)
19. Coach
Jack Riley – Head Coach Edina Hawks – The Mighty Ducks (Triple Deke tho, Bro.)
20. Ross
“The Boss” Rhea – Pro Hockey Player – Goon (I will lay you the fuck out.)
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